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I used to be a skinny kid. Now that I work out in the gym every day, I'm a skinny old man with a couple of muscles.

(Better yet, how about a... warning. Folks who read my angst-ridden comments may require a bit of conditioning: they may be too gentle for my wicked thoughts. I should give the buggers a heads up...) _________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------ACTUNG! DIPSHITS--------------------------------- _________________________________________________________ If yer reading this profile then you probably gathered that I have a tongue-in-cheek sense of humor; sprinkled with a callously Devil-may-care attitude. So, no need to get huffy puffy when I feel like being rude. Comedy is a ruthless game to me; nothing is scared or off-limits. Besides, words are only sharp-edged to wussies, little weenies and dimwits. That's right - I'm is a silly jerk. I like to piss people off because I believe it's what they need (or what I need, at least). Debating is usually a big snore to me... and.... it usually requires extra work, so don't expect me to do much more than make fun of stupid/ugly/fat/animefan/hippie/redneck/racist/(whatever I decide) people and say insensitive things that are also completely fucking true. Like religion. Why the hell do I need to disprove creationism through a huge long winded 'point counter-point' argument? The sort of tedious task which I'd - most likely - have to undergo some fact checking and research to do? Well... suck my balls. I don't have to do all that - AND I don't have to care whether or not I win some lame argument over the internet. I KNOW creationists are retarded, and I am quite content with just laughing at them (or getting creeped out). Sure, I've know some wonderful religious people; people I have great respect for. Yet, withholding my opinion because I'm afraid of insulting them is not my style (not on the internet, at least). Don't get your panties in a bunch. Just sit back and enjoy the effort I put into my hating. You knows, one day I may hate you too.