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OregonMike

Tag Line: Most guys think monogomy is some sort of wood.

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Username: OregonMike

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About Me: I like watching the rocks turn to sand, pressing my eyes to see the colors, Blowing bubbles through my.....uhm....special bubble holes. Slippery things make me think about nature and reproduction. I had a body piercing once. I tend to procrastinate, but I'll tell you about that later. I am a proud left-handed person. I've been on the other side of the fence and the grass is the same color as it is here. I cheat at "Strip Twister".

Like to Meet: That cute gal across the street, or at least her sister. (or mother).

Interests: Sometimes I like to hang upside-down. On especially sunny days I sit ouside. Though I never suck my thumb, I do, at times, suck other body parts. I part my hair on the right. I like the postage stamps you lick. I make paper airplanes and shoot rubberbands. I put Ovaltine in my coffee. I collect used electrical outlets. Now that I have my new glasses you ALL look funny.

Extra info: Last night I had frozen waffles for dinner. You know, the toaster kind. After they came out of the toaster I had one of them thar opuffymes, (you know, the things when you see stuff in new ways?) Anyway, watching the golden round drips of syrup oozing into the pre-butter-filled holes it came to me: them opuffymes don't help the waffles taste no better.

Favorite Things

Music: Oldies (Boomer Music)

Movies: Pay it Forward, Coyote Ugly, Jamunji

TV Shows: King of the Hill, Nova, Ellen, Malcom in the Middle, Cosmos, Wired Science, Dr. Phil

Books: "Clan of the Cave bear", "Time, Space, and Other Things", "Hitchiker's Guide to the Galexy"

Games: Playing "doctor", Strip Twister.

Heroes: Ida Lupino, Stephen Hawking, Steve Martin

Basic Info

Gender: Mail Man

Occupation: Weather balloon. Also part time Fuller Brush Man.

City Name: Bend

Country: Yes. Hee-Haw and The Red Green Show.

Region: Lower extremities usually, but I do like other regions.

Postal Code: 97702

Time Zone: PMS

Ethnicity: Left out. But I adapt easily.

Body Type: Hunk (heee heee)

Lifestyle

Marital Status: Alone, happy

Sexual Orientation: 5, 6 or more

Home Town: I ran away from home when I was 3.

Religion: Don't get me started on THAT crap!

Smoker: Yes

Drinker: Yes

Number of Children: 173

Education: When I got abducted in '63 they said that "What Happens in Space, Stays in Space". So my education almost ended there. Lucky for me I met a wonderfull woman who gave me the education I needed. "You work hard, but you need freedom, the freedom to not be tied down with Earthly stuff". She took my Earthly stuff. Thank you. I am now free.

Income: 1

Professional

Companies: I hardly ever have company, at least until payday. Then I have company for a day or two. But then they leave and I get to keep the goat for at least another day or so... Its not all that satisfyin as it might seem but it keeps me more happy than when they just leave the chicken. I usually get irritated at it after a time, so I just choke it.

Networking: What fields am I skilled at? Well.... Back when I was in high school there was this field behind the gym. We used to take a gal named Rachel Cordova* out there during lunch break. She wasn't so much interested in skills as she was in quantity and quality. *Fake Name

Online

Fake Email: NotAgain@Abuctees.com

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Affiliations: PTSD, Budweiser, Camel, TV Dinners

Signature: Somebody once toled me I was gullible. I beleived them.

TShirt Size: Legal?

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