The Google Translate Test W. Nikka Costa!

What will it sound like when we translate the lyrics of Bruno Mars's Grenade through 9 languages then back to English, then sing the results?

Original lyrics:

Easy come easy go thats just how you live
Oh take take take it all but you never give
Shouldve known you was trouble from the first kiss
Had your eyes wide open
Why were they open?

Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash you did
To give me all your love is all I ever asked
cause what you dont understand
Is Id catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on the blade for ya
Id jump in front of a train for ya
You know Id do anything for ya
See I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes I would die for ya baby, but you wont do the same..

Original Song: