A couple of others to wet your appetites:

"There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least."

"You got it backwards. Creationism is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence. Evolution is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales."

"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it."

I skimmed through the page reading quotes at random, and instead of tickling the ol' funnybone, I found the whole thing quite bewildering and disturbing.

How any human being can be proud of their own willful ignorance, to the point of flaunting it and beyond, is something I don't understand. Nothing reeks like conclusions reached within a closed mind.

I understand that the page is an attempt at humor and appreciate, but considering the sheer number of these people and the influence they have on the policies of a democratic nation, a wince is more appropriate than a chuckle while reading through it.

Finally, thanks for the posting of this link, it's always better to be aware of these lunacies than not. As the proverb goes, "Know Thine Enemy", which is not to say these poor, joyless people, but the horrible disease they've caught along the way.

In fairness to others this should have been removed due to it being - Text Heavy.

I have some good ones from the AOL Message Boards from a few years back.

Forget the mental complexity required to turn on a computer and type words; I'd just like to know how these imbeciles even know how to put food in their mouths?

This level of stupidity is a f'n disgrace. Funny as hell, but potentially embarrassing for mankind if an alien species someday decided to read any of this nonsense. So, this is why the human race needs to disown such defects.

Just imagine what an outer planetary visitor might say...

ZANDAR: "Hello people of Earth. I am ZANDAR of the Glikip. I come in peace"

EViLMinD: "Hey, that's cool, ZANDAR. Nice tentacles btw. Say, I don't know what you may have heard...but this guy over here is not related to us in anyway whatsoever."

ZANDAR: "The monkey standing on that podium with the privative sound amplifier?"

EViLMinD: "That is the American President. But...ya, 'the monkey' is not related.... erm...his kind genetically departed ways a long long time ago"

ZANDAR: "Do not attempt to BS the ambassador of Glikip! We know you Earthlings have a policy of celebrating mental mediocrity. THIS is why I have come: to warn you of the dangers that stem from failing to humiliate and ridicule such dumbasses in you society! That by not ostracizing such useless wastes of space - at every fun opportunity - you only enable their foolery to continue."

EViLMinD: "I KNEW IT! Been telling people that for years but they insist on being nice all the time. Chickenshits don't ever want to stir the waters by being blunt."

ZANDAR: "I know, enlightened one. Their pussy-ish-ness must be incalculably irritating. However, you must stay your hate for hating is the only true loving. That, and it makes us laugh our digestion sacks off. We just don't have morons like you Earthlings have. This is because our people were so successful at tormenting stupid Glikips that we caused them to all commit suicide. Now, sadly, we search the galaxy looking for retarded creatures to fuck with."

EViLMinD: "Looks like you hit the jackpot. Say, wanna check out a NASCAR event? Or a Christian book store? Or attend a PETA rally? Or meet Tom Cruise?"

Yep, those are some pretty stupid things up there. Let's not fool ourselves though thinking this is the only sect that has it's share of less than brilliant minds.

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THESE EVENTS ARE NO SURPRISE WHEN YOU HAVE A SATAN INSPIRED RELIGION, PERVERTED BY THE LOWEST HUMAN INSTINCTS, AN INCREASINGLY GODLESS AMERICA, AND EUROPE TILTING FAST TO SOCIALISM/COMMUNISM. ANYWAY JESUS WINS IN THE END JUST READ IT IN REVELATIONS AND BE VERY AFRAID IF YOU ARE NOT RIGHT WITH THE ONE TRUE GOD AND HIS SON JESUS."

the third one on the page is really depressing. I was let down, expecting to see something funny to lighten my day.

Depressing, I'd say. Their minds cannot even be made to process or evaluate other ideas outside what they're already "programmed" to accept, such that diplomacy or education is rendered useless.

Just wait until Huckabee becomes President. Then you God-less America hating Athesits won't be laughing.

My verdict: superb.

The one about the gigantic outside energy source and some of the comments to that post struck me as hilarious.