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Devout Squirrel Praying to the Peanut Gods
Religion run amok; or, a squirrel with a guilty conscience (please arrest me now, please: yes, I robbed the bank).
Nov 16, 2007 7:37 AM
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Just like the makes of this video, whenever I see urban wildlife acting erratically, I think, "Hey, I should get closer to that."
By: tsackett
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He looks like he is pretending to be roadkill so people will leave him alone.
By: Likeice85
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In all seriousness, I think it was humping the ground.
By: jbruddy
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So what should I have done, then? Squirrel Sex in the Streets of New York City (or London)?
Oh well, religion sells, too.
Oh well, religion sells, too.
By: White_Wolf
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hahahahaha, I think you got it right the first time; religion sells better than bestiality-style link titles
By: jbruddy
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warming his little squirrel belly?? pervert
By: steveoliver
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no, no , no ,no. you guys are all wrong.. I have spent years studying, watching and engaging in open combat with these little bastards. i can tell you right now what your are seeing is a common practice with squirrels. you see they think they are ninjas. so what he is doing is attempting to render him self invisible. the only problem with this is SQUIRRELS ARE NOT NINJAS! so as a result he is not invisible, but rather he just come across as most squirrels do, looking retarded. had i been there i would have exposed this little bastard and curb stomped him back to hell where he belongs...
now be fore you guys fly off the handle about "animal cruelty" you should know i have been in active war with squirrels for decades. thousands have fallen to me. but they do not stand with out their victories. and in fact they were the first to draw blood... they started it, i will finish it!!!
now be fore you guys fly off the handle about "animal cruelty" you should know i have been in active war with squirrels for decades. thousands have fallen to me. but they do not stand with out their victories. and in fact they were the first to draw blood... they started it, i will finish it!!!
By: loser2point1
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I sympathsize with you brother. I too have been attcked by those of the fluffy tail. They attacked my dearest home, tearing appart my roofing and degrading my gutters by fornication.
But my brother your best ally is at the Sports Authority nearest to you: The Wrist Rocket SlingShot. With a wrist brace for extra accuracy, surgical tubing and steel ball bearings. I personally use ACORNS it adds extra irony to their demise.
But my brother your best ally is at the Sports Authority nearest to you: The Wrist Rocket SlingShot. With a wrist brace for extra accuracy, surgical tubing and steel ball bearings. I personally use ACORNS it adds extra irony to their demise.
By: cheezsteak
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oh i've long moved beyond our trusty friends the wrist rocket. i now use a ruger 10/22 that i have out fitted with a 30rd mag... yeah i leave no survives and take no prisoners..
By: loser2point1
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The squirrel has a fungal infection and will probably be dead in less than a day.
Wheeeee! What a ham he is!!!
Wheeeee! What a ham he is!!!
By: enuchchuck
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Sorry, but yes, this guy almost definitely has it right. A squirrel acting this way is sick and will probably not live long.
By: ice-9
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Yep. Coo and Aww over the cute dying animal. Wild animals just love to be near humans and to show off their cuteness.
I would have kept well away from that thing if I had no intention to help it. No telling what the hell rodents can pass on to you.
I would have kept well away from that thing if I had no intention to help it. No telling what the hell rodents can pass on to you.
By: Ikiro
