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Women's Dictionary
Guys, if you've ever had a hard time understanding your ladyfriend, here's a handy guide. Our favorite is the definition of "five minutes": It means "a half hour." Seems about right to us, so pay attention. Just beware; the whole thing is presented by by a cute blonde with a cute accent, so don't let your ladyfriend catch you watching or she might get the wrong idea.
Aug 21, 2007 6:08 AM
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Heh. I'm sure there is some code that she didn't divulge. Some women even have other women scratching their heads in trying to decipher what they really mean.
By: spam_vigilante
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yeah, Im sure thats only the argument dictionary. There are other phrases like, "I love it" and "what does this do?" etc.
By: meat
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Ok, I think I can sum this up really nicely..."believe nothing women say because they're probably just mad at you anyways!" Awesome.
And why does she always jerk her shoulders around as if she is about to leap away off camera at any moment?
And why does she always jerk her shoulders around as if she is about to leap away off camera at any moment?
By: McCorvic
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Just an FYI, she didn't make it up. It's pretty true. . You'd have to have some form of female contact to understand that though, huh? ;)
By: Cear
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That chick is annoying. Her mouth reminds me of the villain Joker and her over the top attempts at being sultry make me want to shake her.
By: flampo
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omg, "that's ok" means i'm gonna get a harsh talking to over something i've done, but herein lies the paradox of, women never tell you what you've done wrong.and we can't ask what's wrong because all we'll get is the reply "nothing" and we still get a harsh talking to. Basically guys are fooked no matter what we do.
Why do you ladies punish us for things that we don't know we've done wrong. Ladies if you don't tell us what we've done wrong and what we can do to fix it we're lost. We're NOT mind readers no matter how much you want us to be
Why do you ladies punish us for things that we don't know we've done wrong. Ladies if you don't tell us what we've done wrong and what we can do to fix it we're lost. We're NOT mind readers no matter how much you want us to be
By: D3NIS
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We punish you for things you've done wrong because that's what you do to someone who's done something wrong. Maybe if we punish you enough you'll learn not to do wrong whatever it is you're doing wrong.
.... Also, why should we have to always tell you what it is you've done that's wrong? When did you become 5 and we become your mothers?
(PS guys, it might be easier to start a relationship with a simple blanket apology because you're probably about to do or say or think something wrong any minute, and the only way to stop that is to... like... die... but, of course, we'll get mad at you for that too.)
.... Also, why should we have to always tell you what it is you've done that's wrong? When did you become 5 and we become your mothers?
(PS guys, it might be easier to start a relationship with a simple blanket apology because you're probably about to do or say or think something wrong any minute, and the only way to stop that is to... like... die... but, of course, we'll get mad at you for that too.)
By: FustianRiddle
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You're right, we're not 5, and you're not our mothers, so why then are you 'punishing' us. Seems to me you don't quite have this whole thing figured out yet yourself.
By: MisterJingo
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as a symbol of my everlasting love for women, i would like to apologize in advance for being a dude and give her a pearl necklace -- just as a common courtesy ;)
By: per0xIde
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I uh... is it just me or does her accent slip every now and then. and... it seems like she is laying it on kinda thick. Its just an observation. rhetoric I suppose.
By: meat
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After reading all the comments I just want to find a nice, safe cave and hide from the other humans.
By: catgrin
