Maybe the world is getting less funny as a whole, and we all have to make some cutbacks in our standards department.

Is it my turn to handle this one?

Truth is, there are many reasons why headline stories are chosen. Some have to do with search engine optimization so that more traffic is driven to the site and therefore more ad revenue.

Jaxon, as usual, small and unmarked bills are appreciated. ;-)

Oh, for the record, I find most of the Family Guy clips to be uninspiring lately. They first came on the tube and were a breath of fresh air. Now, I think they've become a parody of themselves. Perhaps they'll find the right gear again. South Park went awry in seasons four and five and were obviously just trying to get away with more outrageous every episode. They righted the ship, IMHO.

Amen, I actually laughed out loud at this clip.

Agreed, people who text too much drive me nuts.

Now a racoon jumping out of the cell phone, that would of made this priceless!!