Muppets don't have to be grownups or worry about adult responsibilities. Yeaaaaaaaayyyyy!
"When you're a muppet, don't have to worry 'bout money you can eat what you want without choking,
When you're a muppet, don't have to shop for a belt or tell your friends that you're trying to quit smoking.
You can wave hello to the jolly cops, drive a tank to the bank to get lollipops
When you're a muppet, you can do whatever you please."