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Keep you Jesus off my what!? Very ammusing song that makes fun of a lot of politics and has a really funny chorus.
Jul 10, 2004 2:50 PM
Re: Keep your Jesus off my Penis
The guy's kinda strange, but the verses are pretty witty. I like rhymes. :D
By: fiendish_idril
Re: Keep your Jesus off my Penis
If you are such a religious person as to believe in hell, then guess what your statement just consigned you to go there also. Remeber the Christian bible says to judge not lest ye be judged. Also according to it Jesus also stated,"let him who is without sin cast the first stone." You should praying for him not condemning him to hell. That is if you are a good practicing Christian, Jew, Muslim, ect...
By: treok
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Amusing, however he denies the existance of agnostic anti-abortion individuals. I am agnostic and I do not believe in abortion. Not for a religious reason, but because it violates the rights of an unborn American.
The only people who should be allowed to abort are the welfare recievers, and thats because the birth of yet another lower class person infringes on my right to pay fair taxes. Anyone who applies for welfare should be required to be on birth control which would prevent the birth of yet another welfare child, and ultimately decrease our taxes.
The only people who should be allowed to abort are the welfare recievers, and thats because the birth of yet another lower class person infringes on my right to pay fair taxes. Anyone who applies for welfare should be required to be on birth control which would prevent the birth of yet another welfare child, and ultimately decrease our taxes.
By: HarryC
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So you're saying that if you're shit out of luck and poor, you shouldn't be allowed to have children?
Anyone else around here think that's fucked up? *scratches head*
Anyone else around here think that's fucked up? *scratches head*
By: fiendish_idril
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why the hell is that fucked up? Why should my hard earned money go to helping out people who can't fuckin' control themselves?
Welfare was never designed for people to live off of indefinitely. If you ain't got the money, what business do you have raising a child?
Welfare was never designed for people to live off of indefinitely. If you ain't got the money, what business do you have raising a child?
By: fudrom
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I see your point. But if you're going to start dealing out rules about who should and shouldn't have children, it's convenient how you pick the poor people. Because they're all lazy SOBs who are sucking up your money, right. *rolls eyes*
What about abusive parents? Parents who neglect their children? These parents will also cause you to pay more money, either in reform programs or jail programs. Why aren't you targeting them? In reality, there are probably more kids who use government-funded programs than kids who live on welfare.
Just uh...think next time, before you lash out.
What about abusive parents? Parents who neglect their children? These parents will also cause you to pay more money, either in reform programs or jail programs. Why aren't you targeting them? In reality, there are probably more kids who use government-funded programs than kids who live on welfare.
Just uh...think next time, before you lash out.
By: fiendish_idril
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My taxes are very high ......I have also been on welfare for a short time, but in no way do I begrudge one single penny to people who are not as fortunate as me.....
By: Griff
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Hey, I'm not lashing out at all, I'm just telling you like it is. In reality there are probably...so what you're saying is, you really don't know. There are a shitload of people of welfare who are nothing but leeches, so kiss my ass.
By: fudrom
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Hey you some of those lazy bastards with kids did not have the kids while on welfare! They had to go on welfare to support their kids because they lost their job, the breadwinner in the family died, or maybe just maybe they are not able to work. I work and pay taxes also and I understand their are people on welfare that have no other choice. So please think before spewing your hate-filled retorick!
By: treok
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Being in the healthcare industry, I can tell you that the welfare system is horribly abused. There isn't a single welfare collector that doesn't use this goverment program for its intended purpose. This statement is so profound that it bares repeating. There isn't a single welfare collector that uses this goverment program for its intended purpose. They all consider child bearing a raise in pay since their benefits increase with every fatherless infant they produce. I'm not making this up, this is comming from the mouths who collect YOUR tax dollars. I once got into a heated argument with one of "those" kind of people, and I suggested that she teach her 5 children to call me "father", since my taxes supported them.
By: HarryC
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Oh, and by the way, I'm just using the poor and destitute as an example. There are others who have no business raising a child either, Such as the previously stated child moestor/abuser. Of course, theres no goverment programs sopping up my taxes to help child abusers raise their children, unless they fall into the catagory of a poor jobless, uneducated abuser with no skills in the workplace.
By: HarryC
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Ok - HarryC, I'm sure you've seen a lot more than I have. But I have to disagree with your statement, "There isn't a single welfare collector that doesn't use this government program for its intended purpose." Not only have you messed up your sentence (I think you meant, "There isn't a single welfare collector who uses this...") but I disagree with your statement because there is NO POSSIBLE WAY you can know about every single welfare user.
By: fiendish_idril
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Show me 100 people who don't abuse the welfare system and I might change what I've said.
By: fudrom
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Let me also make it clear I'm not against help the poor, there are those are truly unfortunate out there.
However I'm against helping out lazy assholes who virtually live on the system as way of life, that is wrong. In the life you should a be contributing member of society, not have the mentality of that someone will always give you a handout.
However I'm against helping out lazy assholes who virtually live on the system as way of life, that is wrong. In the life you should a be contributing member of society, not have the mentality of that someone will always give you a handout.
By: fudrom
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I disagree with you making fun of poor people but i agree on the welfare crap, ive seen very rich people with food coupons! FOOD COUPONS! THEYRE ABUSING THE SYSTEM MAAN!!!
By: wolfcott
Re: Keep your Jesus off my Penis
abso-frickin-lutely hilarious
I loved every second of it and have showed it to all my friends, the guy is a witty musical genious, it gave me goosebumps!
Keep on truckin!
I loved every second of it and have showed it to all my friends, the guy is a witty musical genious, it gave me goosebumps!
Keep on truckin!
By: TheToyman
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I agree. The guy is incredible. My friends loved it too. Now I'm taking it to a church. I'm catholic. It'll be funnier than in protestants.
By: JBright
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Somehow, from the list of comments I've just read here, I think the guy succeeded after all. He's opened everyone's eyes and causing them to question one another and the stupid system this world is in.
By: GeriatricYoda
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anyone notice how he looked more like charles manson at the end? that guy was damn witty
By: Lokian
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VERY FUNNY VIDEO!
Jesus wasn't the real name of Jesus anyhow so he is probably not going to be thrown into the firey depths below.
Jesus wasn't the real name of Jesus anyhow so he is probably not going to be thrown into the firey depths below.
By: PookiePoo
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"jesus" is the english pronounciation for his real name, which sounded more like "hasheesh". It doesn't matter because he clearly wants you to keep him off of his penis. Liberal pansy.
By: HarryC
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His name was really Yahweh Bin Yahweh, moron study your history a little closer. Jesus is the english bastardization of the greek translation of his name. I just dont understand why the religious conservative people can't get there facts right. and if you study your history more closely you will see that all the great people in American history were liberals. Or are you too blind with your beliefs to see the truth. IT IS EASIER TO BELIEVE THAN TO THINK!!!!
By: treok
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I wonder what book, other than the Bible, one would study to find the real name of the person called Jesus, since no other account from that time mentions him. I had heard that his name was actually Joshua, pronounced something like "yeshua". The name "Yahweh Bin Yahweh" sounds like "God, son of God" to me. If that was his real name, I'm surprised that the religious community waited until he was 33 before killing him for claiming to be divine.
By: cthomas
