The original, no thanks to Stile - N.M.N
Ai yi yi! His name is Jesu' Chri' - Sent down from Heaven so that Mankind could survive... Ai yi yi! His name is Jesu' Chri' - Killed on Golgotha, but again He will arise...
An exciting new development in Christian Entertainment!

Parents! Are you worried about your teenage son or daughter frequenting unwholesome arcades, associating with the dregs of their peer group, and spending all their allowance on games containing bloody murder, sex and profanity?

Well, worry no longer! Nu Ministries Ntertainment technology has licensed the popular Japanese fad of BeMani, or 'Musical Games', for the power of the Church! Yes, using Government funding, your Church can have one of our revolutionary 'Dance Dance Resurrection' games installed free of charge (non funded institutions charged at $4000 per installation) - And the Arcade must accept the proposal, thanks to our statute on Freedom of Religious Speech.

This game will bring the love of our Lord into the lives of these children, who otherwise would continue down the videogame path straight into the claws of Satan, and also bring a little much needed cash into your treasury - 25c of every dollar spent in one of our DDR machines will be paid directly into your Churches' account!

Features:

Wholesome Music - Christian Remixes of your favourite dancing tracks, including all your favourites:

  • Jesu' Chri'
  • Captain God
  • Boom Boom Heaven
  • Oh Lord Please Take My Soul
  • Operator (Please hook me up with Jesus)

Alpha Stimulation - Pulsing cabinet lights that are synchronised to alpha brainwave frequency to increase suggestion and acceptance of our Christian themes - This will affect anyone watching the game as well as the player, so the word of the Lord will be spread tenfold or more with this innovation.

Christian backmasking - A chance to turn this previously evil technique, used by satanic heavy metal bands to encourage misguided fans to kill themselves, or worse, vandalise their Churches, to work for Jesus! All our remixed songs have subliminal messages looped and reversed throughout the tune to promote wholesome thoughts - In conjunction with the alpha wave lights, this has a scientifically-proven effect on the player's psyche. Messages played within the songs include, 'Obey your parents', 'Donate to your Church', 'Gays will burn in Hell' and many more inspirational quotes.

Screens from the game:  

The Main Game Screen

The Dance Pad

Dance well, and you will recieve the love of our lord Jesus Christ into
your life!

Try harder... Or you'll never reach salvation, and burn in the fiery pits of hell instead!
   

Home versions of Dance Dance Resurrection will also soon be available on all major gaming formats, for those of you who wish to keep an extra close eye on your offspring.

This exciting step forward in the field of Christian games will be available soon, so be sure and tell your Church and all your friends about Dance Dance Resurrection - Our aim is to have a DDR machine in every grimy arcade within a year, and help save the youth of America from the clutches of the Evil that otherwise awaits them!

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