Look him stumble. If somebody had taken away that piece of paper, he'd have run to his mommy's grave.

Errata: W_W apologizes for insinuating above that John McCain's mother has passed away. Contrary to what one is almost led to believe, Roberta McCain is not dead. I repeat, she is not dead. This does not mean my statement should be corrected, though, for I'm sure she has long ago reserved a comfy plot among rich corpses. Her son John, who's permanently sedated by medication and the relentless onset of senility and (to boot) lust for power, sometimes forgets some of the details. Therefore, I'm sure he would have run to his mommy's grave.