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Jason Garfield's Chris Bliss Diss
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Jason Garfield's parody of the Chris Bliss Juggling Finale.
"I hope Chris Bliss is a better comedian than he is a juggler.
Because his routine sucked.
It was artistically weak, pandering, and designed for an audience of late 80's pop fans who thought Michael Jackson was the Second Coming of Christ.
Too bad there is no God, and Michael Jackson is just a pedophile with bad plastic surgery." - Jason Garfield.
"I hope Chris Bliss is a better comedian than he is a juggler.
Because his routine sucked.
It was artistically weak, pandering, and designed for an audience of late 80's pop fans who thought Michael Jackson was the Second Coming of Christ.
Too bad there is no God, and Michael Jackson is just a pedophile with bad plastic surgery." - Jason Garfield.
Mar 18, 2006 8:55 AM
Re: Chris Bliss Diss
The original Chris Bliss video?
http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/42275/details/
http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/42275/details/
By: spam_vigilante
Re: Chris Bliss Diss THISS Jason Garfield finally put to shame
I was the videographer last year at his 2nd WJF get together. I was only granted permission to use my footage without profit (or course). You know the 'Diss Bliss' video? Jason thinks he is so great huh? Chris Bliss can take that diss, and instead watch THISS!!! Let's see if making fun of someone else's routine is still just a funny thing to do. I think it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTQFFbJM53k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTQFFbJM53k
By: DavidGarfield1
Re: Chris Bliss Diss
I like to watch talented jugglers as much as anyone else. But this type of performance looks more along the lines of syncronized swimming, so goofy you cant help but laugh at it. I'd rather just watch them juggler, not trying to match it to music.
By: lyzard
Re: Chris Bliss Diss
Wouldn't you agree that synchronizing anything makes it more spectacular?
To me, swimming without synchronization is just like "Look Mommy, I'm upside down with a foot up!"
To me, swimming without synchronization is just like "Look Mommy, I'm upside down with a foot up!"
By: hypersloth
Re: Chris Bliss Diss
Oh yeah, i'd like to see this guy juggle five live grenades.
That'd be one hell of a feat.
Besides, i'm kind of glad this guy is better at
tossing around balls than the comedian...
At least the Chris Bliss can tell a joke.
That'd be one hell of a feat.
Besides, i'm kind of glad this guy is better at
tossing around balls than the comedian...
At least the Chris Bliss can tell a joke.
By: exit550
Infidel defilers!
Word up. Shameless self-promotion is one thing, but if there had been no Thulsa Doom, there would not have been Conan. Let's hear it for Thulsa Doom, everybody.
By: jawrsh
Re: Chris Bliss Diss
I agree. Based on his commentary about the Chris Bliss video, I think he's really just upset that juggling is the only thing he has going for him, whereas Bliss is actually entertaining.
By: Geist
Re: Chris Bliss Diss
Juggling's not the only thing.
Lets not forget that he has a massive ego that needs to be fed.
No doubt, Jason is a better juggler. Impressively so, actually. But, which one of these two videos has a dude in front of an audience, making money, and the other has a copy cat by himself in a gym wearing pair of sweats?
Lets not forget that he has a massive ego that needs to be fed.
No doubt, Jason is a better juggler. Impressively so, actually. But, which one of these two videos has a dude in front of an audience, making money, and the other has a copy cat by himself in a gym wearing pair of sweats?
By: sasquatchbill
Re: Chris Bliss Diss
Believe it or not, Jason Garfield is one of the most successful jugglers in the world. He's won national championship many times, and he's one of the few people who doesn't need a reality check when it comes to seeing that his profession is strictly about entertaining.
Bliss's routine wouldn't be considered anything spectacular if it wasn't set to the Beatles.
Bliss's routine wouldn't be considered anything spectacular if it wasn't set to the Beatles.
By: trevdak
Re: Chris Bliss Diss
exactly-and jason garfield IS a joke.coattail wannabe,and extremely arrogant.he claims he is the best juggler in the world when anthony gatto can run rings around him (ouch)
By: well-howdy-doo
Re: Chris Bliss Diss
but bliss has class and garfield has just the last three letters of clASS,peace out
By: well-howdy-doo
Re: Jason Garfield's Chris Bliss Diss
His seemed less entertaining but more skillful. I think his is the one lacking artistically.
By: jtkremer89
Re: Jason Garfield's Chris Bliss Diss
I was the videographer last year at his 2nd WJF get together. I was only granted permission to use my footage without profit (or course). You know the 'Diss Bliss' video? Jason thinks he is so great huh? Chris Bliss can take that diss, and instead watch THISS!!! Let's see if making fun of someone else's routine is still just a funny thing to do. I think it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTQFFbJM53k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTQFFbJM53k
By: DavidGarfield1
