The tyranny of texting is over. Stop tapping your thumbs and start flapping your gums again.
From Made Man

Throughout the history of science, many major discoveries came accidentally. Sometimes they came from recognizing potential in an unexpected product or waste. Other times, discovery came out of pure desperation from a seemingly dead-end experiment. Here are some of those happy accidents that ended up changing the world.
From ACS Reactions

Starz announced today the greenlight of the network's next original series, the long-awaited follow-up to the classic horror film franchise The Evil Dead. The project reteams the original filmmakers, director Sam Raimi, with longtime producing partner Rob Tapert and star Bruce Campbell.
From IGN News

American ingenuity creates the Salmon Cannon to shoot salmon over dams.
Featuring celebrities getting hit in the face with salmon, including: Homer Simpson, R2-D2, Tom Hanks, David Letterman, Jimmy Fallon, Dwight Howard, Seth Meyers, Rachel Ray, Anderson Cooper, Wanda Sykes, Joel McHale, R2-D2 on the set of the new Star Wars film.
From Last Week Tonight with John Oliver